I am a woman from the south, and some of us women of the south have a tradition of histrionics, colloquially known as hissy fits. A little more colorful and whacky than the bent out of shape steamed diva of the north, but similar in disposition. I strive to be balanced, calm and all that- and I do honor my roots now and again.

That's the unfocused moon caught up in the playground equipment in the middle photo, in case you're wondering.